Had a different kind of early Christmas gift this morning after getting off the air at KDXB here. A lady friend came by and took me to a pampering that included getting a foot bath, foot massage including a descaling with that product , called the Ped Egg. Trimmed the nails and felt like the Alpha Wolf / AyreWolf that I am. It felt good, but it brought about a question that must have been on the minds of those tending to me this afternoon. While , and I do know, that men's feet from boots, sox that can walk upright themselves and all can be very , le-pew. However there has always been this big question in my mind since I have been a connoisseur of the female peds, since I was introduced to this strange fetish in my 6th grade class, by a well uninhibited teacher who had legs and the daintiest feet you could imagine. Size 5 and all toes sweet for the admiring. And yes in nylon hose. As often as I could I gave her foot massages, but never connected the idea that her peds stank, just pleasure beyond imagination. But did they in reality stink? Is it, that it was, her feet and toes, and that she was a drop your peter in the dirt, gorgeous hot red head , that made me have visions, or is it that women's feet don’t smell at all? In personal research on this concept, I find that yes, women's feet do indeed stink. It is in the eye and the olfactory senses that determines the degree of the aroma or stink. After all if its some old bat in her 70’s, sure her peds are going to smell worse than the stock yards at Independent meat in Twin Falls, after a hog killing , but if she is a raving beauty, the mind counteracts the olfactory senses and relays the information to your cerebral cortex that her peds smell sweeter than salt water taffy or the most fragile Lilac . Next I have found although slow in readoption that nylon hose is making a come back in female leg covering styles, even on TV. More on that in my next report, but to answer the age old question, yes women’s feet do stink, but only if your minds eye is not blind. Oh and yes the Ped Egg is for guys too.
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The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce
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